Travel Jokes

  1. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

  • How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  • A blonde walked into up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket.
    "Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent.
    The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"

  • Tourism Jokes

    1. When buying gifts to take home a man will pay £5 for a £10 item he wants.
      A woman will pay £10 for a £5 item that she doesn't want.
    2. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

    Other Jokes

    1. *** Did God Make You *** A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a goodnight story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. Finally she spoke up,
      "Grandad, did God make you?"
      "Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
      "Oh," she said and then "Grandad, did God make me too?"
      "Yes indeed, honey," he answered. "God made you just a little while ago."
      Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it, isn't he??"

    2. If all is not lost, then where is it?
    3. Overheard around the resort pool:
      One man to another: "How often does your wife want sex?"
      Second man:"Infrequently,"
      The first smiled and asked, "Was that one word or two?"
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